HEAT MATCHES:
- Shelton Benjamin def Shawn Stasiak
- Spike Dudley def Steven Richards-DQ for a chair shot
- Sean O'Haire def Justin Credible
- Johnny the Bull def D-Lo Brown
KICKOFF: Recap of last week's Raw.
- Package outlining issues between Triple H & Shawn Michaels..
- Footage of bloodied Michaels after being thrown into a car window..
- Lining up the suspects: Booker T, Big Show &/or The Anti-Americans?
RAW IS JERICHO: Chris Jericho.
- ~Footage of Jericho's suprise appearance on RAW last week.. attacking Flair..
- Jericho welcomes everybody to "Monday Night Jericho"..
- Jericho explains why he jumped to RAW..
- Jericho says that Eric Bischoff is a 'certified genius'..
- Jericho says that Eric Bischoff knows the difference between a 'superstar' and a 'loser'..
- Jericho compares himself (a superstar) to the fans in the audience (a bunch of losers)..
- Suddenly Tripe H's music hits and HHH comes to the ring and goes nose to nose with Y2J..
- HHH says he doesn't care why Jericho is on RAW..
- HHH says that Shawn Michaels was attacked last week and the person has not revealed themselves yet..
- HHH brings up the Hell in the Cell match where he def Jericho..
- HHH suggests Jericho attacked Michaels to get back at HHH..
- Jericho turns it around and suggests HHH did it..
- HHH says that he was in the ring when Shawn was attacked..
- HHH says that he still considers Michaels his best friend..
- HHH says that he will not leave the arena until he finds out who attacked his best friend..
- HHH goes backstage..
- Jericho starts his ranting again but is interrupted AGAIN..
- This time, RVD's music hits and Rob Van Dam enters the ring..
- RVD welcomes Jericho to RAW in RVDs signature sencerity..
- RVD takes offense to Jericho saying he 'owns' this show..
- RVD says that why doesn't Jericho proove that he's the best by taking on HIM..
- RVD says there can only be one true "mr monday night"..
- Jericho accepts the match..
- Jericho says that it isn't "R.. V.. D!".. it's "Y.. 2.. J!"..
- Jericho and RVD bicker about it for several seconds before they start to brawl..
- Jericho knocks RVD down and retreats the ring shouting smack at RVD..
TABLES MATCH: The Big Show vs Bubba Ray Dudley..
- Late in the match, Trish runs in and tries to seduce the Big Show (distraction)..
- Spike Dudley runs in with a Baltimore Raven's football helmet on..
- Spike rams Big Show with the helmet..
- Bubba gets up and 3Ds Big Show through the table!!!!!
INTERVIEW: Terri & The Anti-Americans + Sgt Slaughter.
- ~Footage of AntiAmericans attacking Undertaker last week..
- Terri tells the trio that their actions last week were deplorable..
- Lance Storm spits out some Anti-American gimmerish..
- Test notices someone off-screen and asks if they have a problem with it??
- Sgt Slaughter steps in and says he does have a problem with it..
- Test tells Slaughted to do something about it..
- Test vs Sgt. Slaughter later tonight!
RECAP: Jim Ross & Jerry Lawler..
- JR & The King talk about Mae Young & Moolah being attacked last week..
- JR says that the two ladies suffered internal injuries..
- JR plugs Moolah's book again..
HARDCORE TITLE MATCH: Tommy Dreamer vs Bradshaw..
- Dreamer is preparing for the match backstage when Bradshaw approaches him with a singapore cane..
- Dreamer & Bradshaw battle out to the arena, through the crowd, and into the ring..
- Bradshaw chokes Dreamer with the cowbell..
- Dreamer whacks Bradshaw over the head with a trash can lid..
- Dreamer eventually picks up the win by pinning Bradshaw..
- Dreamer leaves through the ring 'ddp style'..
BACKSTAGE: William Regal & Chris Nowinski + Molly & Victoria.
- Regal & Nowinksi talk about Dreamer & Bradshaw a couple of 'barbarians'..
- The two of them bump into Molly..
- Molly introduces the two to her friend, Victoria.
- Molly says that she and Victoria have been training all week..
- Molly leaves and Nowinksi stops Victoria to ask her a question..
- Chris asks Victoria if it's true that Molly is still a 'virgin'?!
- Victoria says that it is true..
- Chris looks at William Regal and says "Not for loong!"..
- The duo share a mischievious grin..
BACKSTAGE: Booker T & Goldust + MiniDust + Triple H..
- Goldust complains about Mike Myres stealing his idea..
- Goldust says that everybody knows there is only ONE 'goldmember'!
- Goldust introduces Booker T to 'mini-dust'..
- A midget dressed as Goldust grabs Bookert's leg and humps it..
- Booker kicks him off and turns away..
- Triple H enters and asks Booker T about Shawn Michael's being attacked..
- Triple H says that Booker T had a motive..
- Booker says that he doesn't gives a damn about Shawn Michaels..
- Booker says that he's glad it happened but he didn't do it..
- Triple H says that he noticed Goldust introduced him to his little friend..
- Triple H says that if he finds out Booker is lying, he will introduces him to HIS little friend..
- Triple H holds up a sledge hammer..
BACKSTAGE: Eric Bischoff + Howard Finkle..
- Bischoff on the phone with sony pictures..
- Apparantly there is a cross promotion
- Howard Finkle enters and reminds Bischoff that he was the first ever employee of the WWE..
- Howard Finkle says he'd like to issue a challange to Lillian Garcia to the RAW announcing rights..
- Bischoff suggests Finkle and Garcia alternate announcing duties..
- Finkle delivers a letter to Bischoff, who tells Finkle to read it..
- Finkle reads a message from Stephanie McMahon (in announcer's voice)..
USA VS CANADA: Sgt Slaughter vs Test..
- Test brutally attacks Sarge before the match..
- Test leaves Sarge laid out outside the ring..
- Test backs up the ramp waving his up-side-down USA flag..
- NO CONTEST.
TAG MATCH: Booker T & Goldust vs Chris Nowinski & William Regal..
- Booker T picks up the win..
- Booker goes to leave the ring but Goldust stops him..
- Goldust wants Booker T to do the spinneroni!
- Booker T gives the crowd what they want..
BACKSTAGE: Triple H + The Anti-Americans.
- Triple H is walking around with a sledgehammer..
- Triple H bumps into the Anti-Americans..
- Triple H says that they don't have to worry about him, they have to worry about the Undertaker..
- Triple H says that he knows the trio said they had "unfinished business" last week..
- Christian steps forward and says that they WERE going after Shawn, but somebody got to him first..
- Triple H says that he finds out they are lying, they're in trouble..
- Triple H slams the sledgehammer down on a table and leaves..
DIVAS MATCH: Trish Stratus vs Victoria (Debut)..
- Molly joins JR & The King at the announce table..
- A few minutes into the match, Victoria stops and falls to the mat..
- Victoria suffers an apparant knee injury..
- Earl Hebner and a trainer race down to check on Victoria..
- As Victoria is helped from the ring, Trish holds the ropes open..
- Victoria stands up and kicks Trish straight in the face!!!
- A few minutes later, Victoria gets the pinfall while holding the ropes!!
- Molly hits the ring after the match and Molly/Victoria attack Trish!
- Trish fights back and kicks both women out of the ring..
BACKSTAGE: Big Show & Triple H.
- Big Show is approached by Triple H..
- Big Show says that he's waiting for Trish because of what she did earlier..
- Triple H confronts Big Show about Shawn Michaels being attacked last week..
- Big Show denies that he had anything to do with it..
- Big Show adds that he wishes he DID!
TAG TITLES: Christian & Lance Storm vs The Hardy Boyz.
- The Hardyz are back together again fighting for Tag Team Gold!
- After a hard-fought match.. Jeff hits the swanton bomb on Lance Storm!
- The Hardyz were just about to get the pin when Christian pulls the referee out of the ring!
- The referee disqualifies the Anti Americans..
- Test runs in and gives one of the hardyz a big boot!
- The Undertaker runs down (chain in hand) and chases the Anti Americans to the parking lot!
- The Anti Americans jump into a car and bolt off!
- Undertaker gets onto a police motorcycle and drives after the trio!
ON STAGE: Eric Bischoff + Howard Finkle & Lilian Garcia..
- Eric says that they will settle the Finkle/Garcia issue in a moment..
- Eric says that he will get to the bottom of the Triple H situation later..
- Eric says that he will debut the new Trailer for the new movie "Triple X"..
- Eric says that each announcer will be allowed to add their own "tag line" at the end..
- Eric says the person with the best "tag line" will get to be the RAW announcer..
- Eric plays the trailor..
- Howard & Lilian each give their tag lines for the trailer..
- Howard & Lilian bicker back and forth about who is better..
- Eric interupts and explains that Howard & Lilian just aren't entertaining..
- Eric says their time is up.. their 3 minutes are up..
- Suddenly the Island Boys attack but I can't tell you what happens because my bastard TSN went to commercial..
- I can safely assume that the Island Boys beat the crap out of Howard & Lilian..
- ~Commercial.
- Lilian being taken away on a stretcher..
MAIN EVENT: Chris Jericho vs Rob Van Dam..
- Late in the match, the referee is knocked down..
- Jericho brings a chair into the ring and the two battle it out..
- Ric Flair makes a suprise run-in and whacks Jericho with a steel chair!
- RVD hits a five-star- frog-splash and pins Jericho!
- Flair looks back at Jericho in the ring, struting back and forth on the RAW stage!
BACKSTAGE: Eric Bischoff..
- Eric on the phone talking about the main event..
- Eric tells the person on the phone that if he likes suprises, wait to see what he says when he goes to the ring..
IN THE RING: Eric Bischoff & Triple H..
- Bischoff calls out Triple H..
- Triple H wastes no time coming to the ring to hear what Bischoff had to say..
- Bischoff says he has a suprise for Triple H..
- Bischoff says he set up a satelite so Triple H can talk to Shawn Michaels (in San Antonio) himself..
- Shawn (beaten up and bruised) appears on the screen..
- Triple H asks how Shawn is doing..
- Shawn says he is doing okay for a guy who got his head thrown through a car window..
- Triple H says that he feels bad about what happened..
- Shawn says that he and Triple H are "cool" and still best friends..
- Shawn says that he's heard what Triple H has been saying, and that he is right..
- Eric jumps in and reminds the two that satelite time doesn't come cheap..
- Triple H asks Shawn if he saw who through him through the window..
- Shawn says that all he knows is that they jumped him from behind and he woke up in the hospital..
- Triple H swears to Shawn and the people that he will find out who did this to him..
- Shawn says that the Greensboro police sent him a survailence camera footage..
- They show the video from the parking lot which is very fuzzy..
- You can't exactly see the attacker in the top right hand corner off the screen..
- Triple H says that that doesn't really explain anything..
- Triple H says that Shawn isn't safe, whoever did this can strike again at any time..
- Triple H tells Shawn to be very careful..
- Shawn says that modern technology is so crazy these days that they could enhance the image..
- They show the video again, this time enhanced....
- We see that it was, in fact, Triple H, standing over Shawn Michael's bloodied body!
- Shawn looks straight down at Triple H from the big screen and says "It was you, Hunter!"
- Triple H gets an intense look on his face..
- Triple H freely admits that it WAS him who attacked Michaels..
- Triple H rants on about Shawn being weak and vulnerable..
- Triple H says that's why he wanted Shawn as his manager so he could protect him..
- Triple H says that Shawn's ego wouldn't allow him to be second to Triple H..
- Triple H says that he didn't finish the job, anybody else would have crippled Shawn..
- Shawn says that they doctors say he will be 100% by Summerslam..
- Triple H asks if that is some kind of a challange?
- Shawn says "You're damn right!"..
- Triple H asks what Shawn is gonna do? talk him to death?!
- Triple H says that "HBK is DEAD!"
- Triple H says that no matter what anybody says, there's a new game in town!
- Triple H says that he will cripple Shawn's ass!
- Triple H asks Shawn what he is going to do when he can't walk anymore..
- Triple H asks Shawn what he is going to do when he cannot pick up his son anymore..
- Triple H asks Shawn what he is going to do when he can't 'satisfy' his wife anymore..
- Shawn tells Triple H not to talk about his wife or his son..
- Shawn says that he knows he is no longer the showstopper..
- Shawn says that sometimes you gotta know when to walk away..
- Shawn says that there is a time when a man's got to stand up and fight!
- Shawn gets up out of his chair and walks off the set..
RAW goes OFF THE AIR..

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